uhhuh in handcuffs or a bodybag
in handcuffs
or a bodybag

Mer - 20 - France
I like old things, letters,
and inspo tags.
Tell me your story.

I’m sad as fuck and if I weren’t so tired I’d go bury myself in Transformers fics and gay robots

I’m shipping robots and you can’t stop me

pissyeti:

smallercomfort:

zawehzaweh:

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Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

LOLOLOLOL

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 
3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

Well, 1 out of 5 ain’t…great…I think it got confused because I prefer burgers to salads, but I also moisturize.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.
4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.

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Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

What.

yorklina + knock knock

What You Do Before You Leave

queseraawesome:

North’s last moments with Theta

Trigger Warnings: Cannon character death and Violence

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agentmaineofficial:

nobody in project freelancer is 100% straight fight me

I had the saddest idea

What if South had nightmares while she was on the run from the Meta? She probably didn’t slept much, and when she did her dreams would be blurry and impossible to remember. But occasionally, during one of her short periods of rest, she would have vivid dreams - more like memories - of her time in Project Freelancers. Sometimes she would be training, sparring with her brother and practicing their teamwork; sometimes she would be helping Wash to improve his hand-to-hand combat (“If you don’t take this seriously, Wash, I’ll kick your ass so hard the grandchildren of your grandchildren will have trouble to sit down”). For the first time in a long time, she would feel happy.

But everytime, the dreams would morph into something darker.

North would start to stumble, blood oozing from a gash in his abdomen - right where the blade of the Bruteshot had ran through him - and extend a hand toward her, with an expression of disappointment and sadness on his face, asking “why? Why did you let me die? You’re my sister, South. I tried to protect you. Why didn’t you do the same for me?”

Wash would suddenly fall on his knees and start coughing up blood, looking at her with hurt and hatred. She would notice the growing red circle on his chest - just where she had shot him. He would groan with difficulty: “I trusted you, South. We were a team. Why did you kill me?”

South would wake up sweating and hyperventilating, rip off her helmet, wipe off her tears angrily. Theta would appear beside her, asking anxiously if she’s okay

"I’m fine," she’d answer gruffly. Then her voice would soften, and she’d look at the AI, maybe with a small smile: "Everything is fine, kiddo. Go back to sleep."

artificial-apnea:

#DogsForTheta

i have no fucking clue what a dog looks like

sue me

Hey Shannon, sorry if you've already been asked this, but in RvB do you like playing nice Washington or evil Washington better? (If you were forced to choose one)
yulemas

rootbeerflotsam:

I think I like current mother hen Wash best, but Miles and I were just talking about how much we missed evil Wash voice….

viwan themes